You scanned my QR — smart move. I'm Mau, Berlin's street cat diva. Rule number one: no touching. Not even a little. Admirers only. Now take the flow and prove you're worthy.
I'm the QR cat. You find me on backpacks, stickers and random Berlin corners. Scanning my code drops you here – no pop-ups, no shady tracking walls – just a clear message: respect the cat.
I am a street cat, but a Diva. For your safety (and my hygiene) the answer is always: do not touch me in real life.
First things first: do we even know each other?
(Have we met before or did you just spot a very cute cat / backpack?)
Did a human clearly say “yes, please pet this cat”?
Hint: Silence, vibes or “but she’s sooo soft” are not consent.
Health check: are you cat-safe?
Look at Mau, not your feelings: how does the cat look?
What about the environment around you?
Busy street? Party? Children screaming “KITTY!!”? Loud music? Heavy traffic?
Hand check: would you lick your own fingers right now?
Strong perfume, sanitizer smell, street-food fingers? Cats have a tiny, sensitive nose and zero interest in eau de kebab.
Final boss: are you okay with NOT touching the cat anyway?
Real cat lovers prove it by respecting boundaries, not by collecting pets like achievements.
Today the verdict is: No real-life touching.
That’s not a fail – that’s top-tier cat respect. Crowds, allergies, stress or just “no clear consent” = paws off.
Remember: the best cat lovers are the ones who don't touch.
You passed all checks and still the answer is: please don’t touch Genossin Mau.
Why? Because this campaign is about consent, distance and street-cat safety. The highest form of love is: letting the cat just exist and be admired from afar.
No pets, only pixels. The cat approves. 🐾
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You can't touch the cat – but you can flip some cards. A quick 30-second brain teaser while you're here.
Flip the cards and match the Mau moments.
Think fast —
the cat is watching and judging.
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Now remember: if you see the real Mau in Berlin — admire from a distance. No touching.
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